The importance of "ing" vs. "er".
Heather was on a business trip, and my quick rummage beneath the sink failed to turn up the expected bottle of Cascade. So I called the emergency hotline and asked Heather, somewhere in Kansas, how I was supposed to do the dishes. She replied that she bought some new environmentally friendly detergent that was in a white bottle. So I grabbed a white bottle emblazoned with an image of clean dishes and poured that sucker in. Unfortunately, this white bottle contained dishwashing soap, which quickly generated a Cancun foam party on the kitchen floor . So I got naked and started dancing around with glow sticks. No I didn’t. Not until after I cleaned up.